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Do Opposites Attract?

This has probably got to be one of the most trite and clichéd questions ever to exist in the English language. Which kind of begs the question, does this expression exist in other languages, or is it a uniquely Western expression?
Anyhoo, whenever I used to hear people ask this question in magazines, TV shows, or [...]

When Your Wife Has Cut Off Your Balls

[Editors note: While there is nothing more lame than someone apologizing that they haven’t posted in a while as if people were breathlessly awaiting the writer’s latest piece of wisdom, I do want to assure people that the appalling lack of posts is due to my computer being fucked for the last 34 days. This [...]

It’s All About Me

It was a very sad day for our little household here in London (Ontario Canada, not England – just to clear up any confusion). They closed our Tim Horton’s, and there’s very little I can do about it.
For those of you who are not Canadian, Tim Horton’s is a coffee house franchise that has reached [...]

When I Grow Up

Ok, first of all a little housekeeping. My first post was about how I hated this guy called Black Hockey Jesus. Now I know that the idea of sarcasm as a form of humour has been around for something like millenia, but for some reason I get all worried that someone out there isn’t going [...]

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

So there’s this guy that I hate, because he stole my job. I know this is my first post and you people don’t know me, but let me tell you this is pretty unusual for me. I’m a little biased, but I must be one of the most even-keeled people I know. A couple of [...]

Today's Stupid Poll:

What would be a fitting punishment for American Idol contestants?

  • Make them listen to Milli Vanilli over and over again for eternity. (50%, 2 Votes)
  • Have them visit every home in America to personally apologize for their behaviour. (50%, 2 Votes)
  • Nothing- they've already suffered enough. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 4

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